the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Band member: Hi …. wait you look familiar, do i know you?
Me: what.
Band member: OH! you’re that one girl i follow on my secret tumblr. I only go on your blog like a million times a day. I also see that you are super obsessed with me. I think we should get a cat and name it Rupert. I also see…

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